Everybody likes being Numero Uno. And Las Vegas is no exception. For example, just last month, Nightclub & Bar magazine voted Sin City the top place honor for having the best pubs to get sloshed…er, sorry, no it was officially for having the “largest-volume of independent nightclubs, bars, and lounges in the United States,” reeling in almost 25 percent of the Top 100 spots.
And, with death-defying temperatures the norm, Las Vegas always rank high on lists for the number of sunny days in a year.
Being declared top dawgee is all well and good, but where is the real diversity in that? How can you really differentiate yourself from the pack when all you can boast is just a squeaky clean image? Just ask Brittany Spears, Paris Hilton, or Lindsay Lohan. (Did Lohan ever find her missing car at Planet Hollywood? That’s the stuff that needs to make the major news headlines, not the incessant and boring economy stuff, right?)
No, apparently where Las Vegas shines brightest in our choking desert sun is being reigning cellar dwellers and bestowed multiple honors for being the worst.
Last month Forbes magazine stepped out on a sturdy limb and declared Las Vegas as “America’s Emptiest City.” (Vegas did so good, they even body-slammed Detroit!) Not content with just bestowing a singular honor, the kind folks at Forbes then ranked our North Las Vegas and Henderson burbs among America’s 10 most boring cities.
And before decrying unfair discrimination by a single publisher, Men’s Fitness magazine also jumped into the act and ranked Las Vegas as the fattest city in America. Then Business Week entered the melee and declared that Las Vegas ranked No. 7 among the unhappiest cities in the nation. But, even then, there was a crimson lining: Las Vegas was ranked No. 1 in suicide, No. 6 in divorce, and, for the hat trick, No. 9 in crime.
In a recent Las Vegas Sun analysis, Las Vegas was ranked as the No. 1 consumers per capita for hydrocodone (a.k.a. Vicodin and Lortab), and even earned a respectable fourth place for methadone, oxycodone and morphine consumption per capita.
In term of Las Vegas urban sustainability – a city’s ability to maintain a healthy living environment – the City of Entertainment is rapidly closing in on last place, falling from No. 27 to No. 47 among the nation’s 50 largest cities.
Las Vegas is rock-bottom – 54th, behind even Guam – in collecting child support payments.
So, can all this be attributed to merely bad statistics? Or is it a case of media sensationalism and just the desire for improving ratings? And if these awards are well earned, would it really be that bad? Think about it. Perhaps Las Vegas needs a break from all of the historic nation-leading city growth year after year. You know, a time to catch-up…chase away money-hungry California investors looking for a housing deal, and, in the process, give Las Vegas time to bolster its multiple sagging infrastructures. Maybe the Las Vegas Visitors and Convention Authority and R& R partners could invent some new catchy slogans for the rebirth celebrations?
Regardless, having our nation’s ‘bad boy’ extreme persona is still providing Las Vegas an alluring fatal attraction: A national study released in January said Las Vegas ranks among the top 20 major U.S. cities in which Americans would like to live.
Las Vegas is ranked No. 20, but who’s complaining?