Good news, Los Wages, Donald Trump is hiring today! (And, no, it’s not an April Fools’ joke, although you may later be labeled a butt- or worse!)
You may be hired, and then in a blink of the eye, you may be fired equally swiftly on national television. But so what? A job is a job, even if it’s temporary, right?
The Donald’s staff is having an open casting call today in Las Vegas, auditioning potential contestants for the next season of The Apprentice.
Producers are particularly seeking candidates who have been affected by the recession, like business professionals recently laid off, college grads who cannot find a job or people working a job they are overqualified for because it is the only option for survival.
If this sounds like it has you written all over it and you think you can handle The Donald’s demands (or if you do not have anything better to do because, well, you’re unemployed), head over to the Trump International Hotel today, where wristbands will be distributed at 8 a.m. and interviews begin at 9 a.m.
If you cannot make it down to Trump’s tower Thursday, you can apply by e-mailing ginacasting@yahoo.com . Please include a recent photo, an updated resume and a personal and professional biography detailing how the recession has affected your life.
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